Jake: You got a normal-size head.
Charlie: Thanks. I'm pretty happy with it.
Jake: Well, I don't get it.
Alan: What don't you get?
Jake: I heard Mom say that the reason Uncle Charlie gets into so much trouble is because he thinks with his little head.
(silence, Jake looked at Charlie's head.)
Jake: It's not that little.
Charlie: Okay, you tell your mother...
Charlie: That women are to be honored and respected.
Alan: See, Jake? That's the big head talking.
Jake: But he only has one head!