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Charlie: What?

Jake: You got a normal-size head.

Charlie: Thanks. I'm pretty happy with it.

Jake: Well, I don't get it.

Alan: What don't you get?

Jake: I heard Mom say that the reason Uncle Charlie gets into so much trouble is because he thinks with his little head.

(silence, Jake looked at Charlie's head.)

Jake: It's not that little.

Charlie: Okay, you tell your mother...

Alan: Charlie.

Charlie: That women are to be honored and respected.

Alan: See, Jake? That's the big head talking.

Jake: But he only has one head!