Nessun Dorma

Games, changes and fears
When will they go from here
When will they stop

I believe that fate has brought us here
And we should be together
But we're not

Charlie: Whoa, do not tell Mom about this nomination.
Alan: Why? It's a good thing.
Charlie: It doesn't matter. If it's a good thing, she'll find a way to make it bad.
Alan: Okay, now you're just being ridiculous.

Rose (to Charlie): You need to explain to him that, if you love someone, you have to let him go. If they come back, they're yours. If they don't, then you stalk them.

*Rose is Charlie's next door neighbor and no. 1 stalker. LOL

Charlie: Hey, wanna hear something amusing?
Alan: Always.
Charlie: According to my girlfriend, underneath all the superficial, cool stuff in my life...there's actually a real me.
Alan: Hmm. No kidding.

Alan: I'm your friend.

Charlie: No, you're not.
Alan: Wait a minute. You don't consider me a friend?

Charlie: What?

Jake: You got a normal-size head.
Charlie: Thanks. I'm pretty happy with it.

Reid: That's impossible. A sexual sadist can't feel love.

Hotch: Well, define love.
Reid: Chemically, it involves surging brain elements called monoamines, dopamines, norepinephrine and serotonin. Love chemicals are controlled by phenylethylamine, also found in...

Two women sitting on the bench in a park talking, facing the camera.

A: I used to think that I've never been dumped.
B: Yeah, then we started comparing notes. Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.

"You have learned to bury your guilt with anger."

"To conquer fear, you must become fear. "
"Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up."

Leonard: Why not? I am a man and she is a woman!

Sheldon: Yeah, but different species.